Friday, April 2, 2010

Random funny things I've heard people say

These are things I have heard people say in regular, everyday conversation. Enjoy!

*The air is hidden- Ashley A.

*One of these days I'm going to play it on the safe side and do something crazy to my hair.- Berenice G.

*Skin is to guard you from protection.- Michael G.

*Communism is an orgy; everyone has to share.- Annie W.

*I walked all the way to the hospital. By foot.
That's what walking usually implies.- Berenice G. and myself.

*I'm going to strangle you in that wireless headset.- Daniel G.

*Hello Pot. I'm Kettle.- Stacy G.

*Put your arms around her like you love her; not like it's a mannequin.- Ashley A.

*Feminine beauty- it gets ugly before it gets pretty.- Me

2 comments:

  1. "Skin is to guard you from Protection" That was a classic line. I just basically said that skin is meant to harm you, and prevent any protection from occuring. Good lord...

    I should have said "Skin is to guard you from microbes, and protects you from infection".

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  2. Well, you didn't say that. That's why it's up here. :)

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