Random funny things I've heard people say

These are things I have heard people say in regular, everyday conversation. Enjoy!

*The air is hidden- Ashley A.

*One of these days I'm going to play it on the safe side and do something crazy to my hair.- Berenice G.

*Skin is to guard you from protection.- Michael G.

*Communism is an orgy; everyone has to share.- Annie W.

*I walked all the way to the hospital. By foot.
That's what walking usually implies.- Berenice G. and myself.

*I'm going to strangle you in that wireless headset.- Daniel G.

*Hello Pot. I'm Kettle.- Stacy G.

*Put your arms around her like you love her; not like it's a mannequin.- Ashley A.

*Feminine beauty- it gets ugly before it gets pretty.- Me

This is what goes on in my brain!

The air burns my skin
The water hurts my eyes
The earth scrapes my soles
The fire consumes me

My mind sees all
My mind can hear you
My mind reaches for you
My mind controls the world

You can set me free
You can kiss me
You can walk away
You can kill me

We can change the world
We should run away
We would do that
We can't be

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Please do not ask me what this is about, I honestly have no idea.
I can tell you that I was thinking about the song "The End" by The Doors, a song that was also used in the movie Apocalypse Now. Other than that...it's up to you. Actually, crap, I shouldn't have said that. It takes away the mystery and allure of the work. Damnit. Oh well. Hope you enjoyed it. Please, if you ever use this poem, quote it, reference it, or anything of that nature please please please give me credit! Thank you