Random funny things I've heard people say

These are things I have heard people say in regular, everyday conversation. Enjoy!

*The air is hidden- Ashley A.

*One of these days I'm going to play it on the safe side and do something crazy to my hair.- Berenice G.

*Skin is to guard you from protection.- Michael G.

*Communism is an orgy; everyone has to share.- Annie W.

*I walked all the way to the hospital. By foot.
That's what walking usually implies.- Berenice G. and myself.

*I'm going to strangle you in that wireless headset.- Daniel G.

*Hello Pot. I'm Kettle.- Stacy G.

*Put your arms around her like you love her; not like it's a mannequin.- Ashley A.

*Feminine beauty- it gets ugly before it gets pretty.- Me