My New Year's Resolutions for 2010

1. Prepare for the end of the world. (Yes I'm taking the advice of the Mayans and Al Gore)
2. Always choose comfort over fashion. (Lady Gaga...you need to get your vision checked dear. Maybe check your grip on reality)
3. Don't do anything stupid that I might regret. If I must do something stupid, make sure it is not documented and posted online. (This is for the people that got fired this year for putting up wet T-shirt contests and keg stand pictures up on their facebook profiles)
4. Ditch computerized music and find music written by people and performed by people sans auto-tune mics. (I mean you T-Pain)
5. Make sure I remember my age at all times. (This goes for you 20 something year old ladies in love with Edward. He's not real. Get over it)
6. Lose the self-important attitude. (Twitter users and constant-facebook-status update people, this means you. No one cares what you're eating for dinner.)
7. Marry rich so I won't have to worry about health insurance. (Just so long as it's not Bernie Madoff)