So today is John Lennon's birthday anniversary, but on this day my life is over. I've been saying for the past year now that I knew for sure I'd never get married and now it is confirmed. I waited and hoped for the past ten years that this guy would notice me and fall in love with me. I love his voice, he writes wonderful songs that always bring a smile to my face, he plays guitar and piano, and has a sunny personality. He's also really cute, but that's besides the point. Even though there's a significant age difference, it didn't bother me. I love him and I will continue to love him even though he's now married.
Oh Paul, would you have given me a chance if I'd ever told you how much I love and admire you? Or would you have simply passed me up as just another silly girl? I know you have many admirers but maybe you would have made an exception for me? Ten years is an awful long time to have feelings for someone. My feelings for you have only changed insomuch as they have exponentially grown and deepened. Every time you sing, I feel like you're singing just for me. We are both artists and keep hoping to find true, eternal love. I know that I've found that in you.
But now it is too late. You are now happily married and I am left alone in this cold cruel world without you beside me. Despite this, I still wish you the best of luck in your marriage and I hope she treats you better than your last wife.
Yours forever,
Wanna-be Mrs. Paul McCartney
On the bright side you are married to him ∞ly thanks to parallel universes.
ReplyDeleteBut I want to be married to him in this universe.
ReplyDeleteWith any luck you will stumble upon a time machine and you can go back in time and become Linda. Although I hope that you interfering will not cause the band to break up early thus replacing you with Yoko Ono.
ReplyDeleteAnd noone wants to be Yoko.
Well, according to Doc Brown, if you change anything about the past, you will mess up the future. I think I'd rather cry in the present than mess anything about the future up.
ReplyDeleteWell, according to the Doctor, there are fixed points in time and everything else can change without much of a difference.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY_Ry8J_jdw
Oh come on! Doctor Brown is way cooler than Doctor Who. Did Doctor Who make a DeLorean that traveled to the past and future that ran on trash? He knows how to roll with style!
ReplyDeleteBut. . .bowties. . .bowties are cool.
ReplyDeleteReally? You retort with a bowtie? And no bowties are dorky!
ReplyDeleteEDIT- And no, bowties are dorky! I forgot the comma.
ReplyDeleteThere is always Tim Tibow, go down to Miami and kidnap him before the game. That should hopefully have Miami at least 1-15 this season.
ReplyDelete*Sigh* There's no helping that team. It's the quarterback, it's the playcalling, it's the lack of consistency in the receivers, it's the dependence on one or two players....wait that perfectly describes both the Gators and Dolphins. There's always next year...GO GATORS! GO DOLPHINS!
ReplyDeleteWell at least with your broken heart you can't get a heartattack from on field drama.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's more like a constant ass-whooping on the little pieces of my heart as opposed to heart attacks. The losses are not that spectacular anymore.
ReplyDeletethis is all... very fascinating.
ReplyDeleteI wish you would be more specific. Do you mean my entire blog, my entry, or the comments? Either way, I hope you check back soon. You never know what you'll find on this blog. :)
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