This is just BAAAAAD!!!!

In honor of Rebecca Black having the most disliked video on Youtube, I've decided to make a list of some truly horrible songs. Thank you to Sam and Josue for exposing me to these. They are just too much.

1) Attack Attack! Stick Stickly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8
Try and make it through the whole video because the transition and the dance are just too much.

2) brokeNCYDE Freaxxx http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV8N44HzfBQ
I can't get through this one. Bad hair, bad music, guys in pink, white guys rapping, bad quality video....and that's just what I gathered from the first two minutes of a 4 minute long song.

3) Complete Hoogie-Boogie Land http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY
I didn't even bother watching the video because I was too busy writing this. But the few frames that I caught....Oh dear God. This is what happens when 40 year old red-necks have a midlife crisis, get together and form a band. Apparently, you can watch their whole set!

4) Torsofuck Raped by Elephants http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0zhXQdmnI0
This is upset stomach music. I call it screamo but Sam gets mad at me every time I do that because screamo is a genre and not every song that has upset stomach noises is screamo. Apparently to differentiate you have to listen to the instruments. I can't. The sounds offend my inner ear.

5) I won't torture you anymore! Hell, I'm not going to torture me anymore. I value my hearing too much and my poor little brain that has to process the sound waves coming from my poor abused speakers.

All of a sudden, Rebecca Black's song doesn't seem so bad anymore. It's all of a sudden catchy, innocent, and fun.