Ok, so since not everyone lives in a place where snow is a major part of the holidays, I've decided to write a little song for us non-snow birds and share with the snow birds how wonderful it is to live in a place that's always nice, warm, and sunny. Now like most parody songs, I just took the melody of "White Christmas" and changed the words around a little. Credit for the melody goes to Irving Berlin, the words however are my own.
I'm living through a warm Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the palm trees a-sway
and people a-swim
in beaches drenched in sunlight.
I'm living through a warm Christmas
With every kitch postcard I write
May you not congeal and freeze
Oh I'm glad my Chistmas is at the beach!
